Dual-track kitchen garden training for Kennewick: Beginner coach checklists or Advanced Undergrad depth. Same crops. Different altitude.
Tracks
Use the Beginner / Advanced control in the header (it sticks). Same yard, different syllabus.
Funny coach energy: short checklists, how-to walkthroughs, and the top ways people mess it up.
Field notes, phenology, irrigation by stage, diagnostics tables—home-garden science with teeth.
Built for heat, wind, alkaline sand, and irrigation culture—not Seattle cosplay.
Systems

Zone, frost, heat, wind—why rain is a rumor.
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Deep soaks, drip, mulch. Seven inches is trivia.
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Sandy loess, alkaline reality, compost religion.
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Month-by-month without magical thinking.
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Bugs, heat stress, and diagnosis first.
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Shared water zones, not Pinterest folklore.
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Extension, labs, and seed that work here.
Open →Crop catalog
Toggle tracks on any guide. Beginner for shipping day-one; Advanced when you want the lab notes.

Blocks, silk season, nitrogen appetite.
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Basin heat is a gift. Water is tuition.
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Warm soil only. Green still counts.
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Heat MVP with fewer excuses.
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Pinch often. Frost is murder.
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One plant. Daily harvest tax.
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Long-day types or tiny forever.
Grow →Desert irrigation culture, rain myths, alkaline dirt club.
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