Systems

Seasonal calendar

Columbia Basin sequence with attitude. Averages: last frost around mid-April, first hard frost around mid-October. Believe the forecast more than the meme -- and believe soil temperature more than either.

Beginner track

Think in two systems sharing one yard: early cool work (onions, bed prep) and a long warm runway (corn, tomatoes, peppers, basil, zucchini) that lives or dies on irrigation. If you plant everything the first sunny Saturday and then ghost the hose in July, half the catalog will file a complaint.

The short checklist

Winter

Seed orders, pepper starts, tool repair. Do not dig porridge mud for sport.

Early spring

Onions and bed prep. Soil temperature still gates corn and cucurbits.

Late spring

Warm crew out: tomatoes, peppers, basil, corn, zucchini. Harden off. Stake day one.

Summer

Irrigation is the job. Harvest corn at milk, zucchini young, tomatoes steadily, chiles often.

Fall

Frost watch. Cure onions. Rescue peppers and tomatoes. Compost disease-free debris.

Shoulder truth

Basin rain will not carry July. Calendar bravado without drip is theater.

Calendar crimes

  1. Short-day onions at this latitude, then blaming "Kennewick soil."
  2. One corn strip of six stalks and a pollination mystery novel.
  3. Warm crops into cold April mud because the weekend was pretty.
  4. Zero irrigation plan for July -- then a TED talk about blossom-end rot.
  5. Never writing plant-out dates, then cursing varieties forever.

Lab note: Phone reminders for "check drip before heat wave" are not uncool. They are how harvests happen.